I gather that Mount Airy lodge has slowly degenerated into a series of decrepit 70’s deco-art rooms with hot tubs that have become discolored and encrusted by years of seminal and vaginal fluids, and its beautiful woodland trails have become a haven for the devil worshiping teenage Nazi youth of Generation Y to inseminate the uteri of GHB-laden 16 year old vixens in tight sweat pants with their pubescent semi rigid hard-ons, while they drink strange conconctions of 99 Bananas and winshield wiper fluid and listen to Eminem tell them to shoot every member of the Republican party.

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